What type of weather keeps increasing by 1?

Increment weather.

What government office can't be divided?

The prime minister.

What 3d shape has seizures?

An epileptic parabaloid.

Why is a cat making strange noises like a bijection from x -> x?

One has a purr mutation, the other is a permutation!

How do you find the probability that the proposition "this land is by the sea" is true?

Using Bay-esian statistics

Why did Euler break the wall?

He Leon-ed hard

Who loves to sing diagonally?

Cantor.